This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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