Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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