i was born a porn star she said
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
He has the fingertips of a God
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