did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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