He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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