I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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