I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
