I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Randomize
