He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just saw a hot homeless man
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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