More tranny stories later!
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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