Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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