Yo dont text me then not text me
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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