I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Let's paint friendship bongs
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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