I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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