dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I think my moral compass just broke
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