If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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