i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Pappa wants mamma naked
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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