I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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