Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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