this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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