I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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