I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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