she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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