No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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