I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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