i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
my sisters under your porch take her home
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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