If i come over, it means nothing
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
