these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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