is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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