Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
