if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
false alarm, still single
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