well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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