woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
The ass gains better be worth it
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