Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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