I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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