doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
only if we run a train.
done.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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