I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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