just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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