its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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