Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Randomize
