So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
