I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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