What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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