508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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