if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
