I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
