Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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