I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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