That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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