I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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